cam @empathy2000@schelling.pt

what the fuck people

help me win an argument

would you rather:

oh also i like hanging out and talking over coffee/tea in the kitchen and parallel play and throwing dinners/small parties and generally being prosocial

the private qt 😭

i should make a "roommate me" doc

i'm officially moving to NYC!

anyone in lower manhattan looking for short- or long-term roommates? i am a very laid back and unobtrusive presence, and good at keeping public spaces clean

i am normal and can be trusted with house responsibilities

accepted, signing within the hour >:)
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RT @empathy2000
they didn’t budge on salary but increased the signing bonus, i said if they increased the signing bonus a little more i’d sign, now we wait again https://twitter.com/empathy2000/status/1646971316346540045
https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1648403309630304258

(and i’ll probably be a bit better at it too)

honestly glad i gave it all a shot, got a little bit of comp out of it and also increased my negotiation experience. next time will be less scary

they didn’t budge on salary but increased the signing bonus, i said if they increased the signing bonus a little more i’d sign, now we wait again
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RT @empathy2000
counter-offered at top of salary bracket + ~7% 👀 this shit is really scary rn but i can see how people begin to find it very enjoyable

there's a thrill and a feeling of competence to it https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1646704418920775681
https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1646971316346540045

either clairvoyance is real and your phone is listening to your conversations and scanning the sensory content of your surroundings or neither is real

interesting psychological effect at play here

wait can you vote on this poll

he’s stiff!! another idea idt i fully understood until seeing this