cam @empathy2000@schelling.pt

also this is extremely cute, both of them rule

people talk about hip mobility sometimes and i never fully understood what people were talking about but wow, she definitely has it and he definitely doesn’t
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RT @saviorcomplex_x
...어떻게 이런 영상이
https://twitter.com/saviorcomplex_x/status/1647060980407619584

tattooing this on the spot of my wrist that’s visible while i use my phone
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RT @cumlasagna1
turn the screen off for five seconds and just sit in anxiety until you watch yourself spontaniously do something you'd forgotten that you needed or wanted to do while you were drooling slackjawed watching the screen thinking you were bored
https://twitter.com/cumlasagna1/status/1646936912265871361

just kidding i’m very anxious again i hope they don’t stop loving and validating me
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RT @empathy2000
counter-offered at top of salary bracket + ~7% 👀 this shit is really scary rn but i can see how people begin to find it very enjoyable

there's a thrill and a feeling of competence to it https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1646704418920775681
https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1646971316346540045

now i wait till presumably monday to hear back lol

i’m expecting top of bracket - 5% and will try to argue up the equity a bit at that point

counter-offered at top of salary bracket + ~7% 👀 this shit is really scary rn but i can see how people begin to find it very enjoyable

there's a thrill and a feeling of competence to it
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RT @empathy2000
negotiation question:
i was told a salary bracket at the start of the interview process and their first offer is in the bracket's middle

how do i word this question better? "$X is interesting, but not quite where we'd need to be, d…
https://twitter.com/Empathy2000/status/1646704418920775681

to be clear, “lurking” here is operationalized as “I don’t post on a platform i regularly use, maybe once a week or once a month max”

do you prefer tv or video games?
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do you enjoy lurking (reading but never posting) on social media?

“disliking every article you see on bing as a cultural norm” and “living in philly and participating in the community” feel energetically identical IMO

neither’s bad but neither is afraid of negativity
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RT @parafactual
today i have learned that
- http://bing.com lists news articles under its search bar
- the articles have like/dislike counts
- almost every article is overwhelmingly disliked
https://twitter.com/parafactual/status/1646764957739126786

more context: they offered Y options but didn't provide any info on total authorized options so it's basically a fake number, and i need clarity on that too, possibly before asking for salary stuff

i *know* they have flexibility, is the thing

negotiation question:
i was told a salary bracket at the start of the interview process and their first offer is in the bracket's middle

how do i word this question better? "$X is interesting, but not quite where we'd need to be, do you have any flexibility around that number?"

the amount of free publicity bsky is getting from this is bonkers

fantastic timing on twitter's part tbh