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RT @MelvinCapitalLP
Upon $GME hitting $300 pre-market, we are saddened to disclose that our firm is undergoing a forced liquidation. Our process of liquidation may take some time as every employee has been ordered to liquidate their anus with KY Jelly before getting fucked.

RT @team3dstocks
Martingaling motherfuckers who blindly short stocks with no plan, no stop loss, no entry rules, and just add add add hoping they eventually get bailed out , and call that "trading" are NOT my "bear brothers". they can eat a dick for all i care. True shortsellers respect risk. twitter.com/TheDude844/status/

RT @kendrictonn
The piano stopped. A shadow filled the door, purple-black like a saguaro against the dusk sky.

The stranger swung the doors open. Squish-chunk, squish-chunk, he walked to the bar.

He growled: "Who's a man got to kill to get a White Claw in this town?"

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RT @Babygravy9
Dear Oatly, this is my dad. He drinks LOTS of milk and I'm having trouble convincing him not to. When I tell him how evil horse milk is he either mumbles something about the glory of his ancient banner and the spirit of Temujin, or just picks me up and slams me. What should I do? twitter.com/OatlyUK/status/135

RT @NickSzabo4
@micsolana @RyanQasem Forgiving student loans is the admission that the schools have failed.

RT @martiansoil
Humanity, we need a Mars-shot, by @NatalieRens buff.ly/3qBmU1o

Establishing the first multi-planetary settlement on Mars will be the greatest challenge ever tackled by humanity.

RT @sgodofsk
@PstafarianPrice One time I was in a bar in scottsdale arizona and one might have been forgiven for mistaking it for a gynecology lecture

RT @yashkaf
It's probably obvious, but when Q talks about a "cabal of pedophile elites" it's not literal. They're talking about structures of power and oppression that "fuck over" the young generation. They're talking about the patriarchy. True feminists understand this.

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