Xeniamorph 🔍 @panchromaticity@schelling.pt

imagine the first fashion house to name itself Balenciaga

a competitive advantage over it's peers

Goodnight, bird site, may your TL be full of good takes and your replies overflow with, um, also good takes idk

it's so overton window

is this the real "rationalists attract mainstream attention" arc?

this sucks, I hate this

in my defense it is designed incredibly confusingly

whoops

so it's almost certainly $5

oh I see, I don't think they tell you how much you won unless you call

wait maybe I'm misreading this

there's four prizes listed and only three sets of numbers?

Results
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RT @panchromaticity
how do you pronounce sudo?
https://twitter.com/panchromaticity/status/1642063309699686401

just won $1,000 in a mail-spam scratch card lottery by a local auto dealer AMA

search “water” in your camera roll and quote with the best pic
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RT @nat_sharpe_
search “water” in your camera roll and quote with the best pic https://twitter.com/profeshkitten/status/1642302088523948032 https://t.co/ZjrLfKlD0O
https://twitter.com/nat_sharpe_/status/1642315913209716736

So I got a new CPU cooler and the upside is that it's quieter under load, but the downside is that it's quieter under load and my computer doesn't make a cool noise when my CPU is working hard

think I might just start muting or blocking people who consistently show up on my timeline with shitty posts

before my stance was usually that they had to be being shitty in my replies or something, but eh

Aprii Fools' Day

maybe he should've just not used the word "nuclear"