Xeniamorph 🔍 @panchromaticity@schelling.pt

gn

throwback
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RT @_inju
📢 important notice 📢

pls gimme a wink
https://twitter.com/_inju/status/1552651645116264448

I once saw "brutal" misspelled as "burtal" and to be honest I haven't been able to take it seriously since

Alexander the Great eat your heart out

Sure, he turned an island into a peninsula, but I bet he never turned an island into a BIGGER ISLAND
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RT @empireenjoyer10
If Mayor Adams succeeds in expanding Manhattan with this proposal, he will single handedly disprove the notion of American stagnation & also go down in history. This is a true pro-growth policy.
https://twitter.com/empireenjoyer10/status/1620472129941803009

inflation is brutal

man, a single glass of chocolate milk just doesn't go as far as it did when I was a kid

Can you read upside down text? || Can you read backwards text?

what's your favorite normie viral account?

Results
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RT @panchromaticity
Can something be both lewd and wholesome at once?
https://twitter.com/panchromaticity/status/1620375840247918592

foxgirls

Like I even got Mom to try a password manager one time and then she forgot the password to her password manager 😭

And neither of my parents can remember passwords to save their life, even though my mom is better with stuff in general

Just absolutely no comprehension of any design idioms at all

Everything is completely by rote

I honestly find it hard to comprehend how bad my dad's understanding of computers is despite him having used them in some capacity for 30-something years

I'm talking stuff like "saving a file" or "understanding the concept of being logged in"

once again
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RT @panchromaticity
fuck chronic injuries
https://twitter.com/panchromaticity/status/1618800363343314948

"its housing element was denied and it was subjected to the builder's remedy"

😳🥵

man, the phrase "builder's remedy" goes so hard

like goddamn

I always forget that some of y'all are unironically religious