@enbrown I saw this conversation go by last week, and the summary seemed to be: There isn't one, and the experience of Switter makes it somewhat unlikely that a good option is likely to appear with ease.
(Folks noted that Switter's experience was likely harmed by US presence, which would likely need to be avoided to have a meaningful chance of success.)
@crschmidt @enbrown Like, setting up a masto with good opsec in a good country is something even I can do.
Protecting it from being taken down by a bunch of cretins who can google "site stress test buy"without having a moderately decent budget ? Not so much