jamie & paige go to space is secret tolkien fanfiction because the first jamie & paige story was Flower Kingdoms which takes place in a future with a voxel based magic system which is just like "the last transmission of frodo baggins" and diamond's callisto is just ltofb!valinor

i keep wanting to say something something sus imposter amogus and then tossing it because i cant really spin that into an idea but i can can't i? ii made no promises about the ideas. behold and weep in terror, those Three Words:

Sus. Impostor. Amogus!!

now the next thing that immediately comes to mind is tetraspace

tetraspace is, in two recent things ive wrote, because ive started beeminding wordcount, the name of the person in my profile too, who is Perfection basically, in contrast to the other self-insert Jet, who is not

my strife specibus is cupkind, because i always have a cup around and drink tea, which is cool because my aspect is Void. i imagine my high level cupkind weapons have like, black holes and shit inside the cup, because a cup is really a Void where stuff could be

i have a hairbrush and i use it to brush my hair all the time except its a tesco vent brush and last time i went to the tesco there wasnt the vent brush being sold and also im far away from that specific tesco so when this one hairbrush runs out will i be doomed yet to be known

recently but less recently than my laptop i bought a new mouse using the heuristic that gamers care about their mice being good so if i wanted a mouse that didn't suck i should buy a gaming mouse. this was correct and my logitech lightsynch g203 is way better than cheap mice

my only good pair of jeans has a hole in the knee so at some point i am going to have to dispose of them and after that im not going have any good pairs of jeans which will be terrible. especially since part of the goodness is that theyve grown soft with age and use 😢

oh and in other things that are rapidly decaying and irreplaceable and also loadbearing i have a 22-year-old blanket called blanky which is actually a pile of cloth rags and i feel it with my hands as a required idle motion and its constantly losing mass eep

hey but what of me is getting stronger over time? well for the last 8 months i have been spending 8 hours a day making an ios app in swift so i guess i'm getting fairly proficient at making ios apps in swift.

and on the topic of swift i am slowly coming to love swiftui. like it still creeps me the hell out that everything is side effects from initialising the views in closures(??) but it's basically jury-rigging a declarative UI thing on top of stock swift and i can appreciate that .

imagine if there was a creepy face in the dark behind you that appeared when it was dark and also behind you would that be messed up or what, sweet dreams system 1

I think somebody should make a full-on proto-Earth conlang, in fact make it go bigger and make it be proto-Earth and proto-Quenya and proto-Klingon, just for the sheer heck of it

I kind of want to write erotica but erotica is even more cringe to me than normal writing so I can’t really get in the mindset to do so. I wrote one of it once and I don’t know where it is but I probably can’t bear to read it. But I wanna be the kind of person who cannn

when an elf “sails into the west” it’s like saying a dog “went to live on a farm”. like can I visit valinor? can I see the elves? oh it’s some magic place not on the surface of the earth? I see how it is

if you try to get a car that’s not self driving to drive itself, it crashes instantly into the wall directly in front of it. yet “self-driving cars” get all the hate 🤔 just goes to show..

👌 discourse is nonsense manufactured outrage and sometimes it seems scary because what if some evil person randomly screws me other but otoh I could be randomly screwed over with a brick to the head and that’s already in my risk profile so sure I won’t lose too much sleep

oh no 2 likes on this means 2 branch takes

i was looking at PC stats to run amogus and i saw this pc building website that proposed like 16 gb ram and some absurd processor which was pretty funny, because amogus isn't particularly processor intensive

now amogus itself im not really a fan of as far as social deduction games go - mafia is better imo, there's a more discrete state space so you can really start ruling out chunks of timeline. amogus a lot of stuff happens and most chats are silly

its neat because i actually forgot about the inspiration from the last transmission of frodo baggins (which you should read, http://www.nanomedicine.com/Frodo.htm, it's good, i havent actually read lotr so idk if it might help) so when i reread it i was like :0000 this is just like japgts

right now im spending this time learning measure theory because it seemed like a good idea to understand what was even going on with infrabayesianism which seems to be answering the kind of questions that are useful. which is a lot of seems. anyway