i have a hairbrush and i use it to brush my hair all the time except its a tesco vent brush and last time i went to the tesco there wasnt the vent brush being sold and also im far away from that specific tesco so when this one hairbrush runs out will i be doomed yet to be known

recently but less recently than my laptop i bought a new mouse using the heuristic that gamers care about their mice being good so if i wanted a mouse that didn't suck i should buy a gaming mouse. this was correct and my logitech lightsynch g203 is way better than cheap mice

my only good pair of jeans has a hole in the knee so at some point i am going to have to dispose of them and after that im not going have any good pairs of jeans which will be terrible. especially since part of the goodness is that theyve grown soft with age and use 😢

oh and in other things that are rapidly decaying and irreplaceable and also loadbearing i have a 22-year-old blanket called blanky which is actually a pile of cloth rags and i feel it with my hands as a required idle motion and its constantly losing mass eep

hey but what of me is getting stronger over time? well for the last 8 months i have been spending 8 hours a day making an ios app in swift so i guess i'm getting fairly proficient at making ios apps in swift.

and on the topic of swift i am slowly coming to love swiftui. like it still creeps me the hell out that everything is side effects from initialising the views in closures(??) but it's basically jury-rigging a declarative UI thing on top of stock swift and i can appreciate that .

imagine if there was a creepy face in the dark behind you that appeared when it was dark and also behind you would that be messed up or what, sweet dreams system 1

I think somebody should make a full-on proto-Earth conlang, in fact make it go bigger and make it be proto-Earth and proto-Quenya and proto-Klingon, just for the sheer heck of it

I kind of want to write erotica but erotica is even more cringe to me than normal writing so I can’t really get in the mindset to do so. I wrote one of it once and I don’t know where it is but I probably can’t bear to read it. But I wanna be the kind of person who cannn

when an elf “sails into the west” it’s like saying a dog “went to live on a farm”. like can I visit valinor? can I see the elves? oh it’s some magic place not on the surface of the earth? I see how it is

if you try to get a car that’s not self driving to drive itself, it crashes instantly into the wall directly in front of it. yet “self-driving cars” get all the hate 🤔 just goes to show..

👌 discourse is nonsense manufactured outrage and sometimes it seems scary because what if some evil person randomly screws me other but otoh I could be randomly screwed over with a brick to the head and that’s already in my risk profile so sure I won’t lose too much sleep