Past a certain age, humans are Lindy: you’d expect a 90 year old to have less time left than an 80 year old, but you’d expect a 300 year old to have figured out immortality and have eons ahead of them
Likewise with peaches: a day old peach has much ahead of it, a week old peach is not long for the fruit bowl, a year old peach obviously has preservatives or something
