my ex wants revenge by sending me feet :(
she knows my address and i have no choice but to beg her not to send them
to be fair, by "revenge" i mean that she wants to send back the feet that i sent her a few months ago because she's "uncomfortable having these in [her] apartment" and "they're going to step on [her] in [her] sleep"
@dx seems you’re going to have to send the feet back and forth, each time in an increasingly comically overbuilt container, creating an amusing believe-it-or-not story people will sometimes hear about on blogs in 25 years
