Can anyone identify this beetle and tell me how to get him out of my house.

@Philoxenus @WomanCorn no, don't touch it, it's not a beetle, it's a horse and if you squash it you will have hundreds of baby ponies all over the place.

Feed it radiators, it will suck them in by making a black hole like at CERN, then you will make it your friend and you can have a chat with it and explain that he is interfering with your cultural sensibilities and your safe space :-(
@wikifarms @WomanCorn Throw it to the fire, let the cinders cleanse it of its sickness!
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