*Scene: a dingy basement. Bob is handcuffed to a chair.*

*Alice enters. She is wearing cat ears.*

Alice: Are you ready to talk?

*Bob giggles.*

Bob: I can't take you seriously with those ears!

Alice: Tell me what I want to know or I'll break your nico nico kneecaps.

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Bob: I did not expect a catgirl enforcer.

Alice: Nobody expects the catgirl enforcers! Amongst our weaponry are fear, surprise, and an inordinate willingness to uwu the Pope.

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