_Angel Beats!_
TV Tropes tells me that Everyone Is Jesus In Purgatory is an overactive imagination searching for Deep Meaning in everything.
The show summary tells me it's intended to be purgatory.
Let's see how it goes.
You can watch this on Netflix if you're a normies or cheap, or Crunchyroll if you're a weeb who likes spending money.
The opener is unusual in that the piano part of the music is being played by one of the characters on a Grand Piano.
Otherwise, shots of a number of characters, in high school uniforms. They seem more... armed... than most high schoolers.
The pianist has angel wings.
The official release has subtitles for the opening song.
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Our boy jerks awake on a hard cement floor. He doesn't remember anything.
A girl nearby asks if he's up yet. She can't check, on account of being glued to her sniper rifle's scope.
She bids him welcome to the Not Dead Yet Battlefront.
She invites him to enlist. This is the afterlife, but you'll be obliterated if you don't fight.
The patch on her shoulder says "rebels against the god".
This is Yuri Nakamura, leader of this faction. She says her enemies are angels, but at first blush the person she's aiming at looks like a normal girl.
Our boy thinks she might not be a good guy.
He rebuffs the recruitment and tries with the alleged angel.
She denies being an angel and declares that she is the student body president. But she confirms that everyone here is dead.
Our boy concludes this is all a trick and challenges her to prove it.
She materializes a blade and runs him through.
He wakes up in the school infirmary.
He's uninjured, but the blood on his clothes tells a different story.
Another boy wielding a halberd comes to visit. And by visit, I mean kill him 100 times for the personal insult of not joining Yuri's group.
Attempts to find responsible adults lead to deadly booby traps.
Upon recovery, he finds himself in the principal's office, now the safe room of Class SSS, Yuri's group.
He is introduced to all the members, and introduces himself as Otonashi, but can't recall his given name.
Yuri gives him an overview of the world as she knows it.
Most of the staff and students in the school are NPCs -- natives to this world, not people who have died.
If you try to escape or break the rules, Angel will track you down. But obeying too perfectly risks obliteration.
The plan goes like this: the distraction squad will put on a rock concert, then, at the height of the concert, they'll activate a giant fan, blowing all the lunch tickets in the cafeteria out where they can grab them.
All Otonashi has to do is hold off Angel.
Too bad she's invincible. When she comes up against him, she can parry his bullets. When the others back him up, she activates a shield that deflects them.
They buy enough time for the operation, but deal basically no damage to Angel.
The team makes a pilgrimage to visit The Guild, an underground weapons manufacturing facility.
But Angel is closing in on them.
Creation in this place is not actual manufacturing, but reification of memories.
They scuttle the factory to keep Angel from getting it.
But the workers, with their knowledge and memories, escape.
Yuri tells the (horrible) story of why she decided to fight against God.
Iwasawa (the band/distraction leader) tells the story of her life and death.
She was saved from a brutal home life by music, but that salvation was betrayed when a head injury left her mute and paralysed.
She's poured her whole self into a new song, but as a ballad it's no good for distraction.
The band puts on a concert while the others, with the help of the hacker known as Christ, infiltrate Angel's computer to learn more about her powers.
The authorities shut down the concert and start to confiscate the band's instruments.
Iwasawa plays her ballad over the PA system on her acoustic guitar, and vanishes, her last wish completed.
Yuri reveals that Angel is developing her powers the same way they make weapons.
With the loss of the lead singer, the OP changes. Nice.
The gang participate in a baseball tournament. But if they win against Angel, will Hinata disappear because his issues are resolved?
Expect the Spartan response: If.
Our Angel is Kanade Tachibana.
The current operation is to lower her authority by causing her to flunk her tests. By swapping a fake test sheet with wrong answers for hers.
This works. She loses her position and is so bummed that she doesn't even contest the next operation.
Ever hear the phrase <better the devil you know>? Naoi, the vice-president of the student council is now acting president, and he's even tougher than Tachibana. Plus he's an NPC, so they really shouldn't go after him.
Otonashi reaches out to Tachibana, but Naoi imprisons them.
Naoi is not an NPC. He's been balancing his goody-two-shoes student council behavior with vicious bullying, which is why he hasn't vanished.
He's decided that he's God. He's trained himself in hypnotism and tries to eliminate his opponents by giving them false closure.
Otonashi and Tachibana escape their prison to save the others at the last possible second.
Otonashi reaches out to Naoi, and we learn about his life.
Will this defang him?
Naoi has joined the team. Yuri provides him with his first assignment: use his hypnosis to help Otonashi regain his memories.
Otonashi is worried that regaining his memories will affect his relationship with the Battlefront, who he realizes he's come to like quite a bit.
Yuzuru Otonashi is a bit of a loser. He's dropped out of school and is working a part-time job which earns him just enough money to eat.
The only thing that really gives him reason to get out of bed in the morning is visiting his sister, who is hospitalized with an illness.
For Christmas, he sneaks her out of the hospital to take her downtown to see all the trees lit up and buy her a present.
It's not clear if she dies because of this, or merely shortly after.
Otonashi decides to dedicate his life to helping others. He returns to school.
He turns his grades around and... is that a college student ID he has in his hands?
He'll never get to use it, as the train he's on has an accident and he dies.
Low on supplies, the Team decides to go fishing.
Otonashi invites Tachibana to join them. She's no longer an authority, so it's fine, right?
With her enhanced strength, she reels in a monster fish: the master of the river.
It's too large for any one person to eat.
The team run a fish fry and invite the whole school. It's more like a service organization that a Battlefront, since they have no enemies.
Then Yuri stumbles in, badly injured. She blames Angel, but Tachibana's been there the whole time.
Who is the doppelganger then?
Otonashi is mostly buying time. Amnesia is common among new arrivals, but memories return eventually. He'll wait until he remembers who he is before he really decides to stay with this group.
They prepare their next mission: to steal cafeteria lunch tickets.