I, of course, am the kind of clown that installs Lineage+MicroG and uses F-droid first, but no one will sell me a phone configured that way.
@WomanCorn I'm not entirely sure, but I believe that's literally what the Freedom Phone is https://www.freedomphone.com/
(It's shit hardware and has no transparency in what software it's actually based on, but still funny)
@tess looks like they're running something called ClearOs Mobile.
I don't know anything about it.
@WomanCorn
Room in the clown car for one more?
Though sporting a Fairphone4 with /e/os.