alex @alexthecamel@schelling.pt

i am confused why this is not standard

have taken up "i'm a she" (etc) as the best way to introduce preferred pronouns

could i look any more bottom

ok maybe these aren't quite the size as to trigger twitter's automated Tanner Stage measurer but lets not tempt fate ok

hrmm
insufficient waist https://t.co/BoSnvA3Y4q

hrmm
insufficient waist https://t.co/Misx3MXtly

seems like queen elizabeth created affection for the monarchy by being the nation's grandmother
thing is, it's weird to swear allegiance to your grandparents

unclear if twink or dyke

i should stop being such a coward here are boobs https://t.co/cH3O7QqxEa

lets see if we can get a public auction going here

whats the going rate for bluesky invites

the more i read about the dating preferences of the median person the more i dont want to date the median person

*record scratch* *freeze frame* "yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here"

albanese won victoria by the same margin biden won virginia
*just saying* you should maybe cool it with the obituaries for the victorian liberal party

ok i forgot to build twitter circles lol
probably the correct forum for loodposting

(thread)
you are in a sex-positive bubble, part 53/∞
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RT @datepsych
Initial results from the dating app deal-breaker survey.

An infographic with some basic descriptives: deal-breakers for men.
https://twitter.com/datepsych/status/1649039974753345537

(more thread)

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RT @pawnofcthulhu
alternative proof of the last bit: for any tiling T let P_k(T) be the set of ways T covers a kxk square
https://twitter.com/pawnofcthulhu/status/1644981416533594112

amusing watching freddie de boer try to put the crisis of trust in the state on the left back in its bottle

man all people wanted was a twitter clone that was more peaceful lol

almost up to mastodon following numbers lol