many of these i end up answering out of spite rather than what i actually believe

probably a me issue

"i mean yes but that does not imply what you think it does about what i think"

might be that the only way to enjoy these tests is to not have actually well-investigated beliefs

fuck that sounds pretentious

less pretentious: giving binary options for complicated questions effectively doesn't let you answer in a way that would be satisfying unless you somehow have a simple answer for a complicated question