twitter should randomly give out bluechecks to random medium-large shitposters as a sick joke
in the nether realm getting Verified destroys legitimacy instead of creating it
or, or: if you get most of your clout by dunking on bluechecks you get a bluecheck
the plague spreads by touch, like chickenpox
a Schelling point for those who seek one
or, or: if you get most of your clout by dunking on bluechecks you get a bluecheck
the plague spreads by touch, like chickenpox