#WritingWonders July 23: Have you ever wanted to smack the MC? Why?
Everyone: "We don't do that here."
You: "What, never?"
Everyone: "No, never."
You: "What, *never*?"
Everyone: "Hardly - well, no, okay? For our species, this is the sort of thing that - outside controlled and formalized circumstances - tends to escalate with terrifying speed to 'now everyone's dead and I've lost my hat'. So you DO NOT get into physical altercations unless you're happy with that outcome."