So when the Feds raided us, they were notionally here to seize all our computers and storage devices.

We just found a 1 Tb hard drive in the bedroom. No idea how it got there, but it's definitely one of our old ones, and most likely one of the ones that used to be part of a RAID set in a server we decommissioned some years back. (So good luck reading the drives you remembered to take, guys.)

If my impression of the FBI's competence hadn't already sunk to the bottom, this would not enhance it.