Today in bad medical takes:
"If you don't have sugar in your body, cancer cells can die naturally or naturally."
...well, they're npt *wrong*, strictly speaking.
But much like my plan to kill all these damn mosquitos by replacing the Earth's atmosphere with FOOF, the side effects are kind of a bugger.
@cerebrate as https://xkcd.com/1217/ says, a handgun also kills tumors