Seriously, have some of my preferences --
Coffee.
Build more Art Deco, Streamline Moderne, and Populuxe!
Punch more nihilists, but only if you remind them that they have no valid grounds to complain about it afterwards.
Money is the best form of welfare. Give people money.
Starship AIs should self-represent as kanmusume.
The most pressing issue in the present day is the appalling degradation of the supply chain, which has the potential to break literally everything.
Dogs. I prefer them.
@cerebrate Oh, you bought antiparasitic drugs for dogs? This is obviously an antiparasitic-buying hobby, so you must want to buy 10 additional units of antiparasitic drugs!
(I remain quite impressed by your fifth-symbol avoidance.)
But, y'know, one of the advantages of feeding the beast that _I_ see, at least, is that it dramatically _reduces_ the amount of this crap that I receive.
It ain't perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than undirected advertising.
@cerebrate A solid point. (And I'm glad you caught onto Oulipo's gimmick.)
@cerebrate Cool! Want this ☕ drink you said 'no' to 5x in past? Sad dogs distract you, what if a sad dog was by this not-us corp's product so you buy ours? What about this artistic ring which looks good in a pic, but is actually built from a bad 3D scan of a good ring, and is suspiciously low cost, but with glowing ratings (fraud)?