"But I never thought that fire would cook _my_ meat!", cried Zog, regretting his membership in the Make-Fire-Cook-Antelope faction of the tribe (while on fire).
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This and other stupid-ass memes brought to you by the sort of people who, in the comfort of their warm caves, composed speeches decrying those who considered insane and useless notions like cooking, hot baths, and turning rocks into easy-shape-better-than-rock-stuff "fire bros" who were dangerously arrogant and bent on destroying the caveman way of life in the name of fire for fire's sake.
@zarpaulus That is the meme on which I am riffing, yes.
@cerebrate And changed it to mock technophobia instead of overestimation of legislative exceptionalism
@zarpaulus Yes, I know what I did.
@cerebrate meanwhile, the “throwing people to leopards” faction found themselves getting thrown to the leopards.