No paper in psychology will ever be cited as much as that goddamn gorilla in the basketball video. When this civilization is a distant memory there will be reports of that video circulating, attesting incredible epiphanic power to it like it was the Oracle at fucking Delphi.
@cosmiccitizen the marshmallow one turned out to be no good
@feistel yep
Barnum-esque discipline
@cosmiccitizen "The problem is that unpike most of the stuff I read and write about, *everybody likes psychology*."
@CozyLife Fuck off
Behold, the modern successor to the Mysteries of Eleusis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfA3ivLK_tE