idk but like. imagine if squid and chicken or some other kinds of animals were fascists, and sentient enough to be held accountable for their actions, and we had to eat them in self-defense. it'd be kinda cool bc it'd mean that there's meat that can be ethically eaten, and it'd be delicious.

or even better !! if chicken were rich snobby bigoted landlords !! bc then we could just eat the rich and it'd be delicious,,,,

but alas, the only non-humanoid fascists around are soy beans and tofo, so i will have to make do with eating those i guess...