last night's dream:
I was training for some weird race (didn't want to but had to for some reason). at a certain point along the track, there was a platform/bridge high up above. people were standing there, one assigned to each runner (mine was my bf), holding machetes. (cont.)
their goal was to time it perfectly so that as their assigned runner was running past, they'd throw the machetes, sort of like frisbees, such that the machete would slice through a bunch of vines on the way, and then slice off the top of the runner's (my) skull. (cont.)