found my new tinder bio (for if I ever use tinder again)
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RT @egregirls
- strangely many knives and dead bodies show up in the stories
- asking for immediate assistance for "a task" at 4am, lest you be branded as a heretic
- random crying sessions
- a feeling of emotional emptiness, except for existential sorrow
- pretty selfies at odd angles
https://twitter.com/egregirls/status/1394712356022804482