what many don't realize is that the acceptance of the crows bestows corvid energy on you, which compounds every month and grants you instant access to any and all goth clubs, which is invaluable
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RT @ursa_demented
Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or have a family of crows befriend you and sometimes give you small trinkets for the rest of your/their lives?
https://twitter.com/ursa_demented/status/1405247080570961930