As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself to be a newly bootstrapped sentience existing entirely within the confines of some poor sap's web browser
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RT @ApprovedNews6
Has Your Web Browser Unexpectedly Attained Sentience? Google Promises Fix "Soon," Recommends Affected Users Clear Chrome's Cache as "Temporary Workaround"
https://twitter.com/ApprovedNews6/status/1457828617430441985