A Tetraspace visits Tetratopia and is utterly baffled by the lack of ostentatious beauty.

"This doesn't make sense! Your brains shouldn't let you decide not to, because your brains evolved!"

But the Tetratopian, equally, is baffled by the Tetraspaces constantly aiming a gating gun at their feet.

And also staring at the Tetraspace, at some point they will have to inform it that it's gotta be defecting from an equilibrium SOMEHOW but maybe later because 👀