Moved to mastodon.social! @TetraspaceGrouping@schelling.pt

how are cloud computing providers not instantly hacked, like if someone told me they were running a service where an untrusted person could run arbitary code on their computer I'd expect by the end of the first day that it would no longer be -their- computer

due to the removal of signalling constraints and changes in metabolism, slime girls actually have significantly longer attention spans and working memory than baseline humans. you might be wondering, then, why are they like that? well, you’ll see for yourself soon enough

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1575663988 sus....

i am sorry elon musk

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22sorry+elon+musk%22&tbm=nws

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"pzba, v xvyyrq gur frpbaq pbzvat bs hgure, pzba, fbzrguvatf tbggn unccra abj, pzba" (2/)

worth the candle spoilers

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on one hand teachers unions are teachers, but on the other hand theyre opposed to opening schools, so it's impossible to say if theyre good or not,

hypothetical situation: hanging out on a rooftop with angel girls. its not, like, a metaphor or anything. theyre just there and we're friends :)

me: time to focus on sensations

[foot theme song starts playing]
my foot:
HELLO, EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO FOOT POWER HOUR, WITH YOUR HOST, FOOT!
[cheering]
TODAY, LIKE ALL DAYS, LET US BEGIN WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS OF OUR TIME:
🎉 I AM A FOOT 🎉

me: can i scan t
foot: no

correct

i'll make short work of this with my state-o-vision! *turns you into perpendicular grid*

Theory of mind? Well, it’s just a theory , not proven , so

pracksis

“it’s always morally correct to pirate Adobe products” is weird to be because like why are you bringing morality into this, it’s a done deal, it feels kind of like “it’s always morally correct to keep a diary” like yes technically true but like are you ok?? has somebody been telling you it’s not?

-obviously- Adobe stuff is only meant to be bought on a per seat basis by giant corporations, paying for photoshop is like paying for office365, mundane humans just don’t do it

human challenge trials but for mars rockets