I needed something for a joke that didn't happen, but I found this instead:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/30145171-pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-book-pounded-in-the-butt-by-my-book-pounded
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"
a Schelling point for those who seek one