Discordian Thanksgiving prayer:
Almighty Eris Discordia, we thank Thee for this meal. But, seriously, Goddess, what about the ten people somewhere in the world who died of starvation since this prayer began?
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I can't find the original source of this, though I remember it.
Only place I can find it today is https://everything2.com/title/Kerry+Thornley
Seven of them were children under five. What kind of Creation are you running here anyway? Could you please get your shit a little more together? Amen.
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