Stop writing software to "delight" users.
Start writing software that confuses the user a little bit. Software that is a tad weird to the user. Software that slightly curses the user and their offspring.
@esheep this reminds me of that video game where you played as the number three.
@WomanCorn Oh? I don't know that game!
@WomanCorn You remember the title by any chance?
@esheep It was _3 In Three_.
Looks like the author has it up for download, with an emulator package to make it playable on modern machines too!
http://thefoolserrand.com/04-3T/index.htm
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