Corn Woman 🌽 @WomanCorn@schelling.pt

@ciphergoth some kind of follow-trading ring among normie Democrats/hashtag resistance types.

For http://moa.party:

Why did you stop mirroring this thread halfway through? Your behavior is kind of inscrutable.

Also, I wish you could distinguish between QTs and links to tweets.

My Aunt: I'm not a big Twitter account. I only have 9000 followers.

Me: Yeah.

For Glowfic:

You're wasting a bunch of my time and then the threads are all "on hiatus" and nothing is ever finished.

For The Android Spell Checker:

Please stop marking the last word in every sentence as misspelled because of the adjacent period. It's very frustrating.

For Twitter:

There used to be a way to untag people. Will VGR and Elon get notified on this entire thread? Who knows?

For Congress:

I wish you would do your job instead of handing it off to the Supreme Court, the Executive, or Administrative Law.

For my father:

Moving to Florida in the first place was a bad idea. Rebuilding there after the hurricane is worse.

For my brother:

I understand that you feel like you need to prioritize your nuclear family, but I really wish you would help more with mom. Especially since you are the one who drove the push in the first place.

@FloatingGhost yes. Raw wheat is terrible.

For my mother:

I wish you weren't such a god damned disaster.

For the fediverse:

Leave it you you clowns to make an even worse environment than Twitter.

The fediblock campaigning to get instances defederated is truly gross and mostly serves as an object lesson in how shitty people can be.

For @elonmusk:

I have no idea what you're trying to do here. Is there no plan?

For my brother in-law:

Your bizarre behavior has caused a split in the family. Now I need to decide if I'm going to invite my brother or my sister to an event, and that is terrible.

Fuck you.

For my younger son:

You need to learn to understand that the system has predictable responses to certain actions, and not take those actions.

You also need to be your own advocate to fix the problems that are affecting you.