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In the retro gaming community, we don't say goodbye; we say "emu later". And I think that's beautiful.

3DS 

literally the only correct update Nintendo could've released for the 3DS was one which opened up the firmware at least a little more, and/or removed restrictions to playing games (I'm almost sure that there are still cross-region restrictions, and so removing them would be the correct option)

When a device is past its end of its lifecycle like that you don't lock it down more, you give people the tools to still re-use it

You're just making more E-waste otherwise

Literal Jesus fucking Christ

Nintendo: 3DS store closed, no more digital only games :)

Users: Well at least we can still mod our consoles, it's not like anyone is losing money, since we literally cannot buy these games anymo-

Nintendo: :)))

nintendoeverything.com/3ds-upd

The #curl graph we always get to debate over. Number of *C mistakes* vs *non-C mistakes* among the existing 145 reported vulnerabilities. Updated with the latest 4 reports, and the LOC graph added as a comparison.

The four noble truths also work as a Hollywood tetrology:

* Suffering
* Suffering: Origins
* The Path to the Doom of Suffering
* The End of Suffering

@topher @lispi314 @rysiek @mmdolbow You can see that everything listed there is Critical and High severity. There can be Moderate and Low severity patches listed, but they usually omit them from the Android Security Bulletin (ASB) to avoid making fixing them mandatory. They backport these ASB patches to older releases. There are no actual LTS releases for older Android versions. Only the latest version has actual releases. Pixels always ship the latest, and that's what is actively developed.

"I'm hearing voices, doc. They're telling me that everything is terrible and billionaires are destroying the planet."

"That's a podcast."

"Oh."

blocklists might be necessary but the people who enjoy making them are psychopaths lol

👾 a basilisk has a challenge rating of 3 (Monster Manual, 5th Edition) so the so-called Rocco’s Basilisk should be an average challenge for a party of four level 3 adventurers (unless it has been modified to be stronger but I think most would agree the DM of the Universe is extremely hands-off in DMing style.)

therefore anyone afraid of Rocco’s Basilisk must either be lower than a level 3 person or else not have three friends to battle it with.

lewd???? what????? 

oh to be a cute foxboy, absolutely ruined by a *checks notes* abstract syntax tree
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2043 will be the year of Abstract Syntax Trees ruining Foxboys

For any of you who bought Minecraft and haven't migrated to a Microsoft account yet, you have until September 19th to migrate or you will lose access to the game forever (fuck Microsoft).

If you don't remember your password or whatever then you have until then to sort it out somehow and migrate your account.

Pic unrelated.

I hope that the fuming about inspires people to make improvements to the fediverse.

With @moaparty shutting down their crossposter, I can now post absolutely unhinged takes on fedi without having to worry about them being mirrored to Twitter.

we have no moat, and neither does openai

drums

drums in the deep learning

they are coming

Yes it’s true, we’ve taken down the main gateway.

Will put up a message on the website with more details today moaparty.com

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