God I think I just witnessed probably one of the most unique Instagram scammers in quite a while

So now it is time to tell a story:
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The most unique instagram grifter I've come across in a while

It starts in the humble IG DM Requests, and I see this woman who happens to follow some pages of the college I attend. Thinking it might have been an alumni since I've been contacted by some before, I accept

The message that she sent. A simple "Hi Ayush" (might as well share my first name, too lazy to block it out in future screenshots). I respond back with a simple "Hi." After some simple small talk, the show begins to take off

She asks me if I ever had a sugar mom before, which it becomes very obvious this is a grift, thinking that it would end in 10 mins of the grifter giving up, I decide to engage.

It didn't last 15 minutes. It lasted 2 days

Unfortunately I have lost the messages of the first day, but basically it went along the lines "I don't want sex from you I just want you to talk to me and be there for me." while I just keep engaging with simple sweet nothings

Her sweet nothings in return didn't stop, I think we legitimately talked for a full hour until she said she wanted to move from the DMs to phone number. I give her some fake Google Voice number and lo and behold she texts me, and sends a couple pictures of herself

At this point I'm already stunned since the pictures was clearly the person in the profile picture, and tbh you are gonna have to trust me on this since I have lost these text messages because I can't archive at all

My next surprise? She calls me, and I just decide to say fuck it and pick up. We continue talking about she's glad I'm her "sugar baby" and I ask her why she chose me, citing something about fate and god leading us to meet together. Easily the craziest part of the grift

We hang up. The next day she sends a message at 6 AM (Her time) about what I was doing, and the sweet nothings continue. She for some reason keeps asking if I trust her, I guess this is a part of the social engineering idk, also from here on out, we got receipts

I ask her again about why she chose me, and again gives me some God and Fate BS, which seems in character given her Romans 13:10 in her bio

And pretty much this entire day, the sweet nothings dont stop, at all

Now finally, we get into the grift. She replies that too show she actually loves me, she wants to send me money, in the most fucking complicated manner possible. What a daughter guidance is? You tell me.

I get the checks from her eventually, and they are in the most comical manner I have ever seen

Fake Checks:

Had to go eat dinner, but lets pick this off. Now, I'm not turning in fake checks that are this poorly made, I tried to find the template but could not. 4/10 for font selection. Now, the desperation ensues. I tried being honest to see what lies they could come up with

The lies, well, they just kept getting better. This has to be the personal favorite. Given this, then who th did I talk to the night before???

(Note: I never got a clear answer, like, at all, they never called again despite me asking to hear and call them again, might explain why this happened). After I keep refusing to deposit the check and give them 1700, i get this banger of a lie

I ask to video chat to see if I can actually escalate things, and lo and behold technicians don't exist in Albany, NY, whoever this person is made this experience so much worse

This just in, gift cards are now common payment to pay technicians. How this went from me getting $2000 to me giving $200 i do not know