My next surprise? She calls me, and I just decide to say fuck it and pick up. We continue talking about she's glad I'm her "sugar baby" and I ask her why she chose me, citing something about fate and god leading us to meet together. Easily the craziest part of the grift
At this point I'm already stunned since the pictures was clearly the person in the profile picture, and tbh you are gonna have to trust me on this since I have lost these text messages because I can't archive at all
Her sweet nothings in return didn't stop, I think we legitimately talked for a full hour until she said she wanted to move from the DMs to phone number. I give her some fake Google Voice number and lo and behold she texts me, and sends a couple pictures of herself
Unfortunately I have lost the messages of the first day, but basically it went along the lines "I don't want sex from you I just want you to talk to me and be there for me." while I just keep engaging with simple sweet nothings
She asks me if I ever had a sugar mom before, which it becomes very obvious this is a grift, thinking that it would end in 10 mins of the grifter giving up, I decide to engage.
It didn't last 15 minutes. It lasted 2 days
The message that she sent. A simple "Hi Ayush" (might as well share my first name, too lazy to block it out in future screenshots). I respond back with a simple "Hi." After some simple small talk, the show begins to take off
It starts in the humble IG DM Requests, and I see this woman who happens to follow some pages of the college I attend. Thinking it might have been an alumni since I've been contacted by some before, I accept
So now it is time to tell a story:
The Tale of Maria Garcia
The most unique instagram grifter I've come across in a while
normalize mass emailing university professor email lists just off of skill alone and not age
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RT @nickcammarata
@liminal_warmth let kids work https://twitter.com/nickcammarata/status/1402122578697785350
https://twitter.com/nickcammarata/status/1407850232164106242
Netflix is not missing with "a show so bad, it gets memed to popularity" holy fuck
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RT @PopCrave
.@netflix has released the trailer for 'Q-Force,’ a new animated comedy series about gay superspies. 🏳️🌈
Streaming September 2.
I got to the Greek levels 3 years ago, I might play it from scratch again cause god it’s fun, but it’s so time consuming
Meanwhile I see some people go like "Today I decided to do some [[programming]] in [[python]] on [[artificial intelligence]]" and it makes me want to ram my head into a wall, seems more tedious at that point and honestly kind of poser-ish
This is the best rendetion I’ve gotten so far, but my hands r still so shaky when I play around 310 bpm, it’s gonna take a while to get but man is the aesthetic of this video and song so pretty @TEMPOREXXX is amazing
God I fucking love the riff at the end of this song https://youtu.be/zKxy1qJ6Gj4
splintering and recombining into a thousand muons