afterless @afterless@schelling.pt

Will You Enter The Door?

⁣

In the end you just end up really looking like this
---
RT @sullyj3
The smart guy urge to pretend you're a dumb guy but like in a smart way
https://twitter.com/sullyj3/status/1470543859490770944

I will become balanced

If out body is 70% viruses, fungi, and bacteria can @myceliummage become a necromancer?
---
RT @CHBAF
A SUPERSPREADER EVENT
https://twitter.com/CHBAF/status/1426310988509364225

⁣

just use time.sleep() lol
---
RT @DeepMind
Introducing PonderNet, a new algorithm that allows artificial neural networks to learn to “think for a while” before answering, like humans do. This improves the ability of neural networks to generalize outside of the training distribution: https://bit.ly/3lnLROC
https://twitter.com/DeepMind/status/1425814786080608257

this is kinda scary could have better color pallete tho to be less scary

they sing songs now too is this how machines win us over

we got the snack tho

what did I mean by this

Imagine going back to 2012 and showing someone this
---
RT @connpost
A complaint filed by the families’ lawyers in Connecticut Superior Court says “There is no possible reasonable explanation for this conduct.”

One of the images appears to depict a minion illustrated as filet mignon — with the caption “filet minion.”
https://twitter.com/connpost/status/1412819329377255424

Giving my high school self this if I go back in time
---
RT @waitbutwhy
Cherish your Q1 friends
https://twitter.com/waitbutwhy/status/1411694379920674821

At the end of the tirade, I decide to fuck around and ask for.... other... sources of verification

This just in, gift cards are now common payment to pay technicians. How this went from me getting $2000 to me giving $200 i do not know

I ask to video chat to see if I can actually escalate things, and lo and behold technicians don't exist in Albany, NY, whoever this person is made this experience so much worse

(Note: I never got a clear answer, like, at all, they never called again despite me asking to hear and call them again, might explain why this happened). After I keep refusing to deposit the check and give them 1700, i get this banger of a lie

The lies, well, they just kept getting better. This has to be the personal favorite. Given this, then who th did I talk to the night before???

Had to go eat dinner, but lets pick this off. Now, I'm not turning in fake checks that are this poorly made, I tried to find the template but could not. 4/10 for font selection. Now, the desperation ensues. I tried being honest to see what lies they could come up with

Fake Checks: