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RT @ChristinaTasty
"I took a massive dump on the table.

It was intentional though so that makes YOU unreasonable." twitter.com/LyleRath/status/14

We listen to the tales and romanticize,
How we’d follow the path of the hero
Boast about the days when the rivers overrun,
How we rise to the height of our halo
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RT @Amy_Siskind
Never thought I'd be having this conversation in my lifetime - but more and more of my women friends in New York are talking about setting up an underground network to help women in red states have access to abortion here. We are living the damn Handmaid's …
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RT @melliemacker
whenever i start an underground network that's potentially going to do a bunch of felonies and compromise the livelihoods of patients and providers alike my first thought is usually to post all about it twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status

Idk what kinda game this is but I got way more time to waste than he does lmao

All the other trucks have come in today. We don’t have night loads of produce scheduled. Lol

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This driver has literally spent 20 minutes finding his ID

This was after pulling up in the wrong lane and trying to give me his papers

It’s about sending a message

It’s not a message of hope, but a message of hate
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RT @Chinchillazllla
how do they not realize this means employees WILL FUCKING COME TO WORK WITH ACTIVE COVID twitter.com/AnaCabrera/status/
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RT @LordVesconte
Saw a very skinny puppy sleeping underneath a car, walked to the market and bought some meat, went back to feed the puppy but the puppy had died in its sleep, probably the day before. I don’t need to state how sad that made me feel

I hate her because her career epitomizes everything wrong with the values of modern society

Everyone wants to be a movie star: a useless, vapid piece of flesh in front of a camera.
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RT @cityafreaks
i respect this woman so much
twitter.com/cityafreaks/status

RT @kendrictonn
Maybe it's always been just like this, who knows, but I feel like I see "it is terrible that this person, accused of awful crimes, has legal defense," and variants thereof, increasingly often, which bothers me no small amount. twitter.com/BadLegalTakes/stat

they would but unfortunately a lot of guys got the money sucked up their ass instead of this
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RT @vid1917
I feel like if it’s really true NASA put people on the moon with the equivalent of a TI-84 in computing power, everyone would be going to the moon casually. Hell they give elementary schoolers TI-84s nowadays
twitter.com/vid1917/status/147

i would just rip the power cable out, dash to the print room and rip the printer’s power cable out too
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RT @myunclesmemes
me irl
twitter.com/myunclesmemes/stat

good, now do nuclear power plants vs. dirty energy
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RT @Keyboard_WarZOG
This just depicts a Marine platoon with a lieutenant.
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