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RT @CrisprChild
u gotta fight for ur pleasures. You gotta scream at them. You gotta force good things to happen in this world, least the cold catch up to you

RT @alth0u
now let's say, poopy-di scoop. let's say, hypothetically, that scoop-diddy-whoop. ok, then we may infer that whoop-di-scoop-di-poop. now that we've established this, poop-di-scoopty whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

twitter.com/amirism_/status/13

well i didn't expect it to happen literally the next day
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RT @nuicemedia
Some people got out of their cars trynna unclog the drainage. Good luck!
twitter.com/nuicemedia/status/

now let's say, i fuck this model. let's say, hypothetically, that she just bleached her asshole. ok, then we may infer that i will get bleach on my t-shirt. now that we've established this, we may conclude that i would feel like an asshole.

look you're not gonna make me feel bad because you're not even our cats and we literally give you cat food multiple times a day every day

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immense pain
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RT @visakanv
I love midwit bro and I am proud of him for trying. we're all going to make it bro
twitter.com/visakanv/status/13

RT @romanianplums
can't make evidence-based policies if there's no evidence

actually this tweet was the reason

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RT @alth0u
insane that Beautiful Thugger Girls never makes people's top 10 of the last decade
twitter.com/alth0u/status/1361

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tofu is flavorless and textureless - barely salvageable by deep-frying

tempe is everything tofu wishes it was

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RT @kalengsardien
PERIODDTTT
twitter.com/kalengsardien/stat

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