Amir @amir@schelling.pt

i saw someone calling posts on here "toots", and apparently RTs are "reblogs", sorry, nope. still tweets and retweets for me

@AbstractFairy i BEEN here

anyone home?

i know i'm the villain *because* things are going so well

the fall is surely coming soon

i know i'm the hero in this story because things always work out in my favor

i can feel the plot armor on me

that part of the story where the plot is having a hard time finding a coherent way to proceed so one character suddenly does something drastic for no reason

he would fit right in round these parts. muy illegiblé

i have a confession to make: i've only watched one of his previous specials for like 10 minutes and quit because it was too much cringe

this one is pretty good tho

ohoho

this kills the @amirism_

what are friends, if not they who are each others' replyguys?

this one's for the small accounts who are obviously smarter than me

i see u

if youre so smart why aren't you better at shitposting

trying to improve my sleeping schedule solely so i can attend @michaelcurzi's stream for once

this ^ specifically is a response to @darpyu

so maybe giving better tools/"solutions" to everyone can actually have the opposite of an equalizing/democratizing effect, despite intentions to accomplish otherwise

"twitter is a dating site" says person for whom the entirety of life is workable as a dating site

in any case people who are able to comfortably navigate these things become winners in both games, online & offline

there are good reasons for those rules which are obvious to some but not others & we will not get into them

from what i can tell this is maybe the biggest hurdle in dating for many  because the rules are that you are not allowed to explicitly communicate certain intentions without the appropriate context