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on this blessed birth day i am rechanneling this archetype

hi friends i am eating fried wings and tempe with sambal

what does it mean to "take something seriously"? what does it mean for something to be "taken seriously"

pretty sure this definition is inadequate:

pictured, an investment banker negotiating a CSPA circa 2030

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RT @ThatsMauvelous
if jou crwack an egg and mix jt wth flour, tghat's battery

battery is a tort

this ijs allso a tort, doesn't it look yummy

RT @Apmiiles
There's no use yelling at an empty cave, or a brick wall. The only thing you're ever gonna get is tired. Let it go.

i liked the laughing cartoon character because am not a very cheery person irl hmm

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in which i learn that taking a selfie is REALLY hard
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RT @metaLulie
Tips for Better Selfies (men) 🤳

🧵1/
BASICS
0. Take many. Try method acting, not posing: feel/think the impression you want to give off.

1. Take at arm’s length. Lens distortion makes faces rounder (worse for men!).

Too close makes chins smaller and noses / foreheads bigger:
twitter.com/metaLulie/status/1

stg i never knew anything (and still don't) about tarot before being exposed to woo ingroup

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