Dagon @dagon@schelling.pt

Me, as aspiring staff eng: I want to be in the room where decisions are made

Me in the room where decisions are made: I wonder if the window is locked and how far the drop would be if I climbed out

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself rewritten in Rust for performance reasons.

How to write a dystopian novel:
Write about what already happens to marginalized folks, but let it happen to white people

It’s very funny to me that the dominant Twentieth Century conception of AI was a slightly awkward nerd with an inhuman mastery of facts and logic, when what we actually got is smooth-talking bullshit artists who can’t do eighth-grade math.

Sometimes I wonder if the most interesting effect of AI is that it creates a sudden impetus to measure the reliability and consistency of the human processes AI is replacing in a way that was never pushed before? #ai

wait did they really retcon <b> as the "bring attention to" element lol https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTML/Element/b

Hey you

Keep being a good person

you are the dreams of dead stars

As of today you can legally make "The Heffalump of The Baskervilles".

I shall look forward to someone doing so.

The feature i miss about usenet: there were people who were reasonable to work with in comp.lang.perl, were annoying in rec.gardening, and were utter asses rec.sf.fandom. And I could block them in the groups I didn't like them.

$TSLA crashing because the company is on autopilot is the most fitting end to 2022 possible

It’s funny how recognizing AI art nowadays is just the same old rules as recognizing the fae in old tales.

“Count the fingers, count the knuckles, count the teeth, check the shadows…”

… and under NO circumstances should you make deals with their kind.

Warning: If you use the "advanced web interface" you don't see requests-to-follow. Even if you haven't turned on request-by-follow, your instance may have dropped many people wanting to follow in that bucket - for example, #hachyderm does for anyone from journa.host and some other instances that rang no bells with me.

Should I abide by the results of this poll? I will abide by the results of this poll.

Unsafe at any speed

Me: I saw a post a few days ago. I know who it was from and what it was about. Can I see the post?

Mastodon search: haha no.

This one makes me laugh every year… because it is so very true.

@DanCast @pluralistic from a former Wall Street guy:
“The goal of a hedge fund is to find something that will become illegal and do it until it is.”

now ChatGPT seems really impressive and all but you have to remember that you can be tricked into thinking a rock has feelings by drawing a cute face on it