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sudden urge to look good both as in be fit and have a nice appearance whew lad I'll either make it or the comedown will be so severe idk if i'll survive it

but i made it! i didn't think it was possible but i made it this far! honestly, i'm thankful for this, too. feeling alive (in a way)

but to be completely honest... i'm very scared

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i feel like i'm in love but w/ noone in particular? the crush thing might have worked lmao

@Resident_Evil goodness I sure hope not that would be real stupid

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my life is over im gonna wretch and die like an ex skag head 

i told a pedo acc to fuck off and kys cos he appeared in my replies.

wtf like

@IrrelevantSidenote628 ah, alright then! hotline miami 2's ending comes to mind....

@TetraspaceGrouping the real art is making you believe it's unintended

It's just... so dumb.

Am I missing something?

It also incredibly bothers me these guys think "humanity" is real. No! America is real. China is real. The EU is real. Russia is real. And even if they're somewhat correct about AGI, you cannot stop China from developing it. This is a prisoners dilemma and the West should defect.

@nyx you have acquired CAT
>pet
>storage
>let loose
>belly rub (97% chance of biting)

idk how baileys does it, barely stronger than wine yet tastes like it's 40 ABV lol

>family is watching the state news (so basically the only news) together
feeling like [TOS violation] but I think I'll just binge eat

while the company (as in users I interact with) is still way superior on Twitter, and certain things simply can't be done on here, the UX is starting to feel better ngl

@Strange_Bundle it's fine it was only plastic

we've been "renovating" for two years now, that's why we can't get rid of all the junk

but I believe the day will come!

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While SBF was giving interviews and doing a PR tour blaming Caroline, Caroline was working with the Feds to get a plea bargain agreement which would get her a light sentence and him lots of jail time.

Real G’s move in silence like lasagna.

It finally happened. The absolute mess we call our garage gave up and a pile of buckets slipped from under my hand and one of them sprung up and hit me in the face. Fortunately my wines remain intact but I'm really getting tired of this.

delighted to have discovered my old janky scissors perfectly demonstrate a toggle-locking mechanism

i probably shouldn't play with scissors though

>vivino adding dozens of rosés as wine styles to boost engagement
masterful gambit sir

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