boy does my rule of thumb of "if Anna or Chaos likes a tweet, strongly consider deleting it" hold up well

hey @WomanCorn is there a "plain" fullmetal alchemist i should watch before fullmetal achemist brotherhood? i, uh, don't quite get it. or is it just not worth it and things clear up after a while?

trying to hire a woman who offers consulting in talking to women and I'm so bad at it that even she doesn't reply I wish this was a bit but it very much isn't I'm going to offer a snickers bar in exchange for the service weapon of a cop

holy shit @jubilee hotline miami was inspired by cowboy bebop e14 right?

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In 2018, Scientists worked on a Minimal Turing Test: a single word that would convince someone you were human. Evaluators figured "Love" was the best choice, but not by much.

sciencedirect.com/science/arti!

Today, we know what word will distinguish between Human and AI.

>klock out at 5
>sleep until 8
>do ????? until midnight
>wake up at 6
>be tired all day
NOT A FAN OF THIS FUCKING DEPRESSION LADS

I'm sorry about all this. I need to post it somewhere and I'd rather do it here than on the birdsite.

intrusive thoughs of moments i was being insanely autistic followed by intrusive thoughs about remedying the condition with an FN FAL, please send prayers lmao

hey @WomanCorn i want to watch animays, but i'm a total rookie

I only ever watched JoJo and ghost in the shell, any recommendations?

good news: not hating myself for the first time in a decade
bad news: i'm really fuckin afraid

"you fool, why did you create parasocial relationships with people who could and eventually did disappear in the blink of an eye?" shut up man, shut up

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zero engagement on twitter, feels like staring into the void, brings up really dark thoughts, bad, bad, not good

I just discovered I am significantly worse off trying to maintain a conversation in Hungarian. Incredible.

being on dating apps is like staring down the barrel of a gun, so i guess i'll just keep using them

It's not fair that dating apps only use your pictures and stated preferences, of which mine seem to repulse women, whereas in real life my vibe, body language, wardrobe, grooming, etc. could also repulse women

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According to official jargon, this object in the US military arsenal is also "Not A Tank," because something something something. Hence: official military jargon isn't about describing things for maximum clarity, it's about obscuring things in a web of useless faux-insider lingo

wonder if there's correlation/causation between women being short and liking rap music

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