Sitting around all day, refreshing my mentions to see if the president needs me

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RT @SBF_FTX
21) NOT ADVICE, OF ANY KIND, IN ANY WAY

I WAS NOT VERY CAREFUL WITH MY WORDS HERE, AND DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THEM IN A TECHNICAL OR LEGAL SENSE; I MAY WELL HAVE NOT DESCRIBED THINGS RIGHT though I'm trying to be transparent. I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.
twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/159

One of the twins is much better than the other at tic-tac-toe, but I won’t say who’s who.

Bitcoin now down 75% over the past year. The good news: this means it can only go down another 25%.

When you give your kid a phone and put them in a hammock

Sheesh, how dumb are the rest of your friends?
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RT @bethanyshondark
A round table conversation between all of my smartest friends? Yes, please. @bariweiss @mkhammer @bungarsargon @JoshKraushaar honestlypod.com/podcast/episod
twitter.com/bethanyshondark/st

The new user-provided note feature is really doing its job well here.
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RT @ByBrianBennett
Journalist and former Texas Monthly editor Christopher Hooks @cd_hooks has had his Twitter account restricted after posting this tweet about @elonmusk Elon Musk (the retweet function is disabled for the tweet as well)
twitter.com/ByBrianBennett/sta

Pretty sick burn tbh
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RT @thebias_news
Trump mocks DeSantis as "Ron DeSanctimonious" at a rally tonight in Pennsylvania.
twitter.com/thebias_news/statu

Hey @elonmusk what gives, I was promised a blue chick. Where is she?!

Some personal news: I’m gonna be just like the celebrities
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RT @PrinceVogel
All the rest of it is whatever but getting a blue check mark "just like the celebrities" is the most faux-rich premium mediocre bullshit to ever grace this website
twitter.com/PrinceVogel/status

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