Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

@Alon CO2 ppm

Gonna be a maskcuck when ventilation is this poor

I miss the good old days when you could ascend to the Presidency of the United States just by being absurdly good at posting

Literally the only thing that’s changed about this web site since Musk took over is that people are somehow posting even stupider shit than before

Sitting around all day, refreshing my mentions to see if the president needs me

I don’t understand you people. How does this not have a billion retweets. About to rage quit this web site.
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RT @ejenk
Shrimp Riceman-Fried
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1590669748873834499

I think the UPS guy caught me staring out the window longingly

Things I am thankful for tonight, ranked:

1. I am not nor have I ever been involved in "crypto"
2. Finally flying to DC tomorrow for a much-needed vacation
3. my kids or w/e

Someone needs to get Sam Bankman Freed

No, it’s @ejenk
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RT @poisonjr
if twitter goes down tomorrow, is there even any debate as to who was the greatest account in history
https://twitter.com/poisonjr/status/1590587498673340417

he just like me fr

Reader, I did not

Do I want to know?

You can't watch Imelda Staunton without thinking of her as the lady from Harry Potter. I can't watch Imelda Staunton without thinking of her as the lady from Cranford. We are not the same.

Arbeit Macht Fried Chicken https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63499057

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RT @SBF_FTX
21) NOT ADVICE, OF ANY KIND, IN ANY WAY

I WAS NOT VERY CAREFUL WITH MY WORDS HERE, AND DO NOT MEAN ANY OF THEM IN A TECHNICAL OR LEGAL SENSE; I MAY WELL HAVE NOT DESCRIBED THINGS RIGHT though I'm trying to be transparent. I'M NOT A GOOD DEV AND PROBABLY MISDESCRIBED SOMETHING.
https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1590709199067295749

Don't answer that

How did SBF convince so many smart people that he was smart? Is it really just stupid all the way down?

Hey @elonmusk, when will my blue check show up in TweetDeck?

When did become hotter
this than this?