Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

Or I’ll just buy one of these and saw off the feet.

Maybe he was just saying “Let’s Go Brendan”

Eating Chinese food* for Christmas

*plain white rice and mango smoothies

The Met Ricks

I’m dreaming of a warm Christmas

I now have enough pillows on my couches to pass as a woman.

Can’t get these scissors out of their packaging without a pair of scissors 🤔

The 2022 version of the Japanese luck calendar came out… the closer the last four digits of your social security number is to the first rank, the luckier you are for next year

I’m 9,271 (oof) and I just want to know y’all’s ranking

Man, they’re really not pulling any punches at the White Supremacist House.

Who wore it better?

two times two

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I like the composer’s encouragement that it is, in fact, possible to play this passage fortississimo.

This was the screenshot

I only dine at Osteria del Crypto
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Osteria del Fiat - Fate In Fretta A Tavola; Via Giulio Biglieri, 2, 10126 Torino TO, Italy https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJqxafurcSiEcRjSWQZrD7Dy0
https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1469507762388414467

It says a lot about the French that they don’t have an idiomatic expression for “dos and dont’s”