Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt
someone should invent kids that don't give you norovirus
Seems unnecessary. I just use regular Tinder for this.
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RT @MeyerLabin
A new Israeli app allows you to match with people to fight with. Like Tinder but for arguing.
You swipe; you match and choose the topic you wanna debate, and you go ahead and fight.
Do with this information whatever you like.
https://twitter.com/MeyerLabin/status/1587200185125437440
Oyster, oyster, give me the news
I’ve got a bad case of shuckin’ you
Please don’t try to work out what $169 is 5% of. I’m begging you.
What’s the verdict on whether we’re allowed to tweet Merry Christmas again?
I kinda want to run for President just to see what nickname Trump comes up with for me
Wrong DeSantis
Ron DeSanatorium
Come on, Ron DeSatanist is sitting right there
I hope I have made it abundantly clear that this is a self-parody account.
Folk’s… its happening
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RT @ejenk
Some personal news: I will be in DC November 11–16. Ping me if you want to meet up.
https://twitter.com/ejenk/status/1586777241320656902
I want DeSantis to win the nomination just to see how many times Biden confuses him for Hall of Fame Cubs third baseman Ron Santo.
Sheesh, how dumb are the rest of your friends?
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RT @bethanyshondark
A round table conversation between all of my smartest friends? Yes, please. @bariweiss @mkhammer @bungarsargon @JoshKraushaar https://www.honestlypod.com/podcast/episode/1a645c00/who-do-voters-hate-more-a-midterm-roundtable
https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/1589271932415135744
How much do I need to pay to get a fourth Sneaky Sasquatch?
Video games having only three save slots are antinatalist
$10 per gallon would be progress
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RT @POTUS
Right now, the most common price at gas stations across the country is $3.19 per gallon. That's progress.
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1589286485504696320
