Evan Jenkins @ejenk@schelling.pt

Eisenhower was worse than Alex Jones.
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RT @CillizzaCNN
Ben Sasse draws a line in the sand

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/01/conspiracy-theories-will-doom-republican-party/617707/
https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1350599990171889677

What is going on on this web site

same
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RT @dril_gpt2
i am a sick fuck. i am a disgusting piece of shit. my posts are disgusting. everyone should see them
https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1350691810503512065

"Is The Wellerman A Bodega" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Kowloon Walled City had none of these things.
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RT @WilliamAEden
People of Twitter: are there any major cities in the US that do *not* seem to have serious problems? (Homelessness, crime, house prices skyrocketing, declining industry, etc)
https://twitter.com/WilliamAEden/status/1350619692692455425

My baby is also named Elena Kagan.

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RT @WillRayValentin
Biden’s Cabinet - Random facts

1 - 32% went to Harvard 0.1% of US population went there

2 - 56% lawyers

3 - 88% have BAs

4 - 16% graduated from state schools vs 75% of US population
https://twitter.com/WillRayValentin/status/1350617056455090178

FED conspiracists Fighters for 15
🤝
inflation trutherism

Raising the federal minimum wage to 1998 levels in real terms means raising it to $8.18, not $15.

But $7.25 was more than the minimum wage in ’98, and that combo rose in price faster than CPI. This tweet implies that the federal minimum wage has effectively halved since 1998, when in fact it’s only down 11% in real terms.
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RT @banalplay
In '98 I worked at Wendys and made $7.25—the current federal min wage. A medium #6 combo after taxes came out to $4.45.

Today that same combo runs you over $9.00. So when you say doubling the mini…
https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1350470788202291200

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RT @Joshua_Ariza
what was your car in high school

this was mine https://t.co/bj7ljWZaCe
https://twitter.com/Joshua_Ariza/status/1350125764415426560

Jeff Bezos is so rich he could buy everyone in America a pair of 1879 Levi’s and still have enough money left to buy a single Visvim sock.
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RT @marinamaral2
Oldest surviving pair of Levis jeans, 1879.
Found in a goldmine 136 years later.
https://twitter.com/marinamaral2/status/1331537977437286400

2,000 Bitcoin checks

pls learn how awful @nyclandmarks is
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RT @AndrewYang
I’m learning a lot about my city.
https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1350323347125657601

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RT @JuddLegum
UPDATE: In an internal memo obtained by http://popular.info, @pfizer says it will not donate "to any of the 147 Members of Congress who voted against certifying the Electoral College results" for at least 6 months

https://popular.info/p/three-major-corporations-say-they https://t.co/RmGvjtYIk7
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1350252428315283461

Daily posts on the r/seashanties subreddit

Justice Clapback will be Biden’s first nomination to the expanded Supreme Court.
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RT @TweetBenMax
This is happening tonight
https://twitter.com/TweetBenMax/status/1350209330767925251

My “Cleared By the FBI” shirt has the FBI asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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RT @pwnallthethings
Its me, I am dead. I am tweeting this while dead.
https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1350194004764327937

Janeway murdered Tuvix
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RT @TheRealAlienTwo
State you're a Star Trek fan without saying you're a star trek fan:

I have faith of the heart
https://twitter.com/TheRealAlienTwo/status/1350079336406138882